While hosting a backyard barbecue, Ned Flanders announces that he is going to open ìThe Leftorium,î a new store in the mall that will cater to the needs of left-handers in Springfield. Homer scoffs at the idea, secre...

Lisa enters a nationwide patriotism themed essay contest, and the Simpson family heads off to Washington D.C. for an all expenses paid trip, when Lisa qualifies for the essay contest finals to be held at the Kennedy Center.

After a misunderstanding at work, Homer is committed to a mental institution, where he meets an interesting man claiming to be Michael Jackson. Meanwhile, Lisaís birthday is fast approaching and a reluctant Bart is forced with t...

Mr. Burns is at deathís door and needs a blood transfusion from a donor that has the same very rare blood type that he does. Homer discovers that Bart has the same rare blood type and he sets his sights on receiving a large mone...

When Bart catches a glimpse of the original issue of Radioactive Man for sale at a comic book convention, he sets out to own the vintage comic book by any means necessary.

After Homer gets drunk and embarrasses Marge in front of their friends at a party, she signs them up for a church sponsored marriage retreat at Catfish Lake. Meanwhile, Grampa is left in charge of the kids.

With Miss Hoover out sick, an influential substitute teacher takes over for Lisaís class. Meanwhile, Bart runs for class president against Martin Prince.

Lisa helps Marge rekindle her passion for painting, after the family discovers some of her old artwork up in the attic. Meanwhile, Homer is determined to lose weight after becoming stuck in a water slide at an amusement park.

Grampa Simpson is put in a predicament, after his new girlfriend at the Retirement Castle passes away and leaves him with 06,000.

When the family dog, Santaís Little Helper, begins acting up in the Simpson home, he is forced to go to dog obedience school.

Homer discovers that he has a long lost half-brother, who happens to be the wealthy head of Powell Motors in Detroit, Michigan.

Marge's sister Selma seeks a husband, so Marge orders Homer to help in finding one. Things go wrong though, when Homer invites Principal Skinner over for dinner and Skinner instead falls for Selma's twin sister Patty.

Lisa fears that the family might go to Hell, when Homer gets an illegal, free cable TV hookup. Then she makes a stand by refusing to watch it causing problems throughout the family.

When the television breaks, the kids gather around, as Homer and Marge share the story of how they met back in high school.

Homer has only twenty-four hours to live, after he consumes a poison puffer fish at a sushi restaurant.

Homer and Bart seek a large cash settlement from Mr. Burns, after he hits Bart with his car.